Saturday, July 21, 2007

Hello to all!


Hello to all, and thank you for having me! Being invited to contribute here is quite an honor! In my daily dealings I rarely get anyone to listen to what most call idle ramblings, so I hope to enjoy this outlet. I do realize this invitation does not empower me an audience nor constitutes a mandate for the readers here to be forced to endure my babblings and stare at my artwork, but I do hope all will enjoy some fraction of my presence here. Take me with a grain of salt, I know I do.
I will try to be as interactive as possible. With my daily injections of Lithium and countless IV lines streaming from my arms I will honestly do my best. Not to mention the Iron Lung that keeps me somewhat immobile. But not to worry about my condition, all this is elective and not a court order as rumored… Who knew you couldn’t donate both kidneys!
I’ll try to be a good boy here and I’ll keep my real dark side limited to my blog. Truth be known I have a horrid split personality where one project will take me way up into the reaches of sarcasm bordering on bathroom humor, then while that laughter turns to more of a high pitched shrill in the next moment, my mood and art plummet south taking me to the incredibly dark corners of my subconscious sewer…hence again, the Lithium from the vets office…Honestly my dog is better off without these meds…it seems that it was I who had the problem…Indeed! Now if I can just get the management at Target to allow me back in and all will forgiven… I’m not sure if I’m banned from just the one location or is it the whole chain? Inclosing I welcome you all and I’ll leave you with some lighter art work I created while recently in Ireland...Just prior to deportation.

1 comment:

Bagheera said...

Great opening comments there, FM. I'm glad you're on board here & I expect to see some magnificent (as always) work from you posted here regularly! You truly have a unique duality, being able to contribute to society occupationally as well as artistically. About the Lithium comments, though... Can I attend therapy with your dog? Apparently he & I have something in common... (Of course, I do have 2 Pit Bulls in my family, so I MUST be mentally unsound.)