Bear by Popular Demand.....

Because he's raw, sexy and wild....and Butterfly wants to see MORE of him....I give you MORE Bear Grylls!

Oh Bear.......

It should be illegal for any man to be so rugged, hot & BRITISH....... Bear, your posh Eton accent is intoxicating and the way you eat spiders, sheep's eyeballs and turtle blood is so.....well, I'll just say no other man can ingest such disgusting things and make it look almost SEXY....

Above are photos from the upcoming third season of Man vs. Wild. Looks like Bear gets naked again.... Ladies, if you haven't watched the show, any time Bear jumps in a river/lake/peat bog, he strips his clothes off to prevent hypothermia...Check out his 1/2 naked push-ups on the Alaskan shoreline:

That's why the female viewers become so excited whenever Bear gets wet. I'll be anxiously awaiting Mr. Grylls' new adventures for certain!

Forget politics, dogfighting and all that...

...the last episode of the season for Man Vs. Wild is on tonight! Jeffo? You hear that? In this eppie I think Bear bashes Michael Vick in the head with his mighty, manly fist and roasts his carcass over a flint-fire that burns with the light of 5,000,000,000,000 suns. (The smoke from said carcass-fire probably sent 120,000 Scottish folk on a 3-day marijuana high...) I think the above photo shows Bear flossing his teeth with a NIKE shoelace after the meal...

Mmmmmmm......Bear.......What will I do until season 3???

Equalizer

Well D, I just have to be fair here...You know I have a not-so-secret crush on Bear Grylls, right? And I know you have a bit of a fascination for Miss Jessica Alba...So, I was thinking in the event of a nuclear holocaust, it would probably serve humankind well for these two to re-populate the earth. They would have the prettiest babies who would also survive an apocalypse better than cockroaches (thanks to their papa's DNA). We don't have such bad taste do we, Super D? You know...I am the dark one & you are the mucho-Anglo one...maybe there's a formula here, hmmm?

...and Bears, Oh My!

Sometimes when trying to invoke that inner muse for creativity's sake, it just doesn't effing work... Sometimes I have to look outside of my deepest self for inspiration...Above is one of my muses that could inspire a Michaelangelo-esque sculpture...Isn't he beautiful and raw, not to mention in tune with nature ??? RAWWRRRR!!!!!! You can inspire me ANY day, Mr. Grylls! Just don't bite the heads off any of the critters that frequent my back yard. m'kay?