Oh Bear.......

It should be illegal for any man to be so rugged, hot & BRITISH....... Bear, your posh Eton accent is intoxicating and the way you eat spiders, sheep's eyeballs and turtle blood is so.....well, I'll just say no other man can ingest such disgusting things and make it look almost SEXY....

Above are photos from the upcoming third season of Man vs. Wild. Looks like Bear gets naked again.... Ladies, if you haven't watched the show, any time Bear jumps in a river/lake/peat bog, he strips his clothes off to prevent hypothermia...Check out his 1/2 naked push-ups on the Alaskan shoreline:

That's why the female viewers become so excited whenever Bear gets wet. I'll be anxiously awaiting Mr. Grylls' new adventures for certain!

Silky's Crush

I know more about our conservative writer than he thinks...after all, I do take up space right outside his door...muhahahaha.... I crush on former British SAS officers who eat sheep's eyeballs in the wild; SILK has forever (or at least for a good chunk of his adolescence) admired the assets of Ms. Twitchy-nose. How different we are!