Friday, August 3, 2007

Help Me Become Somebody Else...


Nine Inch Nails has been touring again...finishing up in Moscow & St. Petersburg. The next stop is Finland...far away Finland.....Trent, please come home, okay??? Some day you'll realize the immense love Bagheera has for you & your beautifully-shaped quads in those sparklepants...Some day soon you'll hump the mic stand again in the ATL with Bagheera at full attention, taking secretive shots of your meaty thighs with her miniscule camera...GAH!!! Just come home and serenade me with "Big Man With a Big Gun", why don't you???

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gees Bagheera...you left me out!!! I want to drool with you and dream of him humping the mic stand in front of US!!! And drooling....do you think he will notice us??? LOL...prob. he will say oh lord, those are the creepy girls! RUN!!!! Or maybe those are some sexy creepy girls...come hither, lol....either way he is freakin' hot and we def. have to try and get together one day for one of his concerts! We can drool and be creepy together!

Bagheera said...

No...I didn't mean to leave you out, my pervy friend! We'll be there together on the rail...drooling...swooning...screaming...panty-waving.....You think Trent will notice us, DC??? We WILL be there together!

Anonymous said...

I hope he will notice us...maybe we will have to make-out so he can get all hot and bothered too....not that his music doesn't make us hot and bothered! Oh yeah and lets not do it during hurt...he might get mad and stop for a moment to ask us not to make out during his hurt performance, lol!

Bagheera said...

Or he may slam the keyboards down & storm offstage, lol! Hurt is sacred....

Anonymous said...

Well, I do love hurt...it almost makes me hurt to see or hear him hurt...it is a wonderful song...I will not disrupt the sacredness of Hurt!