Nine Inch Nails has been touring again...finishing up in Moscow & St. Petersburg. The next stop is Finland...far away Finland.....Trent, please come home, okay??? Some day you'll realize the immense love Bagheera has for you & your beautifully-shaped quads in those sparklepants...Some day soon you'll hump the mic stand again in the ATL with Bagheera at full attention, taking secretive shots of your meaty thighs with her miniscule camera...GAH!!! Just come home and serenade me with "Big Man With a Big Gun", why don't you???
