Because she's white...and trashy!

No human being stands a chance against Bagheera and her camera...Muhahahahaha!!! This is a photo of my neighbor across the street, whom I have nicknamed the "Screeching Neck-Beast". Apparently the cops have been called on her (again) for whatever reason... She & her Lurch-like spouse have "hosted" our local police department on many occasions for various reasons, including having fug offspring with multiple equally fug illegitimate hellions whose daddies like to come around every now & then to cause trouble. The Neck-Beast also owns two female cats that have NOT been spayed...they are always in heat...they have litter after litter of kittens (God knows what happens to them!)...they roam the neighborhood killing birds and chipmunks that visit feeders and wildlife sanctuaries...
Needless to say, the Neck-Beast is destined to make her debut on "Cops" before long. Perhaps this is just a rehearsal. Note the yellow citation in her hand....for what, I haven't a clue...The poor cop must be a rookie because he tried to reason with her for at least twenty minutes instead of telling her to shut her screaming trap before slapping her with more citations for disturbing the peace and harrassing an officer of the law. I'm not sure if that last one is an actual charge, but any public safety officer having to face that foul beast under any circumstance deserves a medal of valor in my opinion. Give that officer a promotion!